ordained Lex: i swear, i need aa personal assistant like whoa
IabeIized: a personal assistant?
IabeIized: like a sexretary?
ordained Lex: yes
ordained Lex: well sorta
ordained Lex: but they actually needa do STUFF
IabeIized: get a palm pilot, women are worthless
IabeIized: ;D
ordained Lex: thats why i want a personal assistant
ordained Lex: somneone to manage my bills and pay them, remember birthdays, do my laundry and cook bacon.
IabeIized: thats a wife, Alex.
IabeIized: not a personal assistant.
ordained Lex: thats ALL i want them for
IabeIized: lol
IabeIized: get a maid.
ordained Lex: very specifically
ordained Lex: i think itd be easier to get a wife
IabeIized: hahah
IabeIized: true
ordained Lex: yanno upon thinking about it a wife is a better option anyways
ordained Lex: shed shove me out of bed when i hit snooze on the alarm too many times like today
IabeIized: see!
ordained Lex: im seriously only a partially functioning adult....
IabeIized: no, you're just male.
IabeIized: with that comes the rules of the penis
IabeIized: work
IabeIized: sleep
IabeIized: shit
IabeIized: eat
IabeIized: repeat
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